Before you squeal with delight on my behalf – he’s not mine.
I know. I’m disappointed, too.
This is Leo, my bosss new 10-week old Jack Russell Terrier puppy. He comes into work everyday and as soon as I see him, I spontaneously fall off my chair onto the ground and cannot stop playing with him.
What phone ringing? I can’t hear anything. What’s that about your invoice? Sorry, no habla espanol.
He’s so tiny and painfully cute. And snuggly. Right now he’s snoring in my lap and making my left hand fall asleep, see?
Can you hear that? That’s the sound of my heart breaking.