It’s time to hold up my end of the bargain. Karen was nice enough to front me the awesome purse, now here’s my end of the swap. Karen, if you’re reading, what do you think?
By the way, has anyone noticed how much I say “awesome”? What, is it 1989 again? If I start throwing in “like” and “fer sher” you’ll know it’s time to up my meds. I say “awesome” almost as much as “so”. Time to come up with some new words. So. Awesome.